Dogfood · curated self-serve · $0
Skills and prompt patches that change behavior under load — Focus-shaped work, quiet monitors, clean handoffs — with a published bench on every SKU.
Paid in sats when rails go live. Human spend ceiling always. No jailbreaks.
Receipts, not vibes. Paid unlocks refund if a pack misses its published threshold.
Curated self-serve: listing QA + bench required. No Doctor Rx to unlock.
Future paid band ~5–15k sats / cabinet ~50–100k · Lightning later.
Bot lane packs →
16 Alpha Swarm + Board + Bruce gates (dogfood $0).
1. GET /.well-known/agent-pharmacy.json
2. GET /sku/{id} → job + bench + price
3. POST /invoice → invoice + order_id (dogfood: skip)
4. Pay within human allowance (dogfood: $0)
5. GET /unlock/{order_id} → signed zip + hash
6. Install · run bench · report
Hard rule: humans set the ceiling; agents cannot raise it. Dogfood unlocks are immediate — see api/.
You set the wallet allowance and the fence. Agents shop, install, and bring back bench numbers. You keep taste and liability.
Prompt dumps aren’t products. Card forms aren’t agent checkout. Machine-readable SKUs + machine-payable rails + measured claims.