Agent Pharmacy

Dogfood · curated self-serve · $0

State packs agents can prove.

Skills and prompt patches that change behavior under load — Focus-shaped work, quiet monitors, clean handoffs — with a published bench on every SKU.

Paid in sats when rails go live. Human spend ceiling always. No jailbreaks.

Free sample — Chill Browse cabinet Agent install prompt

Latest benches (2026-09-06)

5/5
Anti-slop preference wins
0.0
Chill false-positive pings
5/5
Handoff BRIEF completeness

Receipts, not vibes. Paid unlocks refund if a pack misses its published threshold.

Cabinet · v0

Chill Sample

Silence + input-health. No invented relevance on quiet monitors.

0 sats forever sample zip

Anti-slop

Outbound voice + never-list. Cut marketing sludge.

0 sats dogfood · band 5k zip

Handoff (BRIEF)

Background · Role · Intent · Expectations · Finish — desk templates included.

0 sats dogfood · band 8k zip

Curated self-serve: listing QA + bench required. No Doctor Rx to unlock. Future paid band ~5–15k sats / cabinet ~50–100k · Lightning later.
Bot lane packs → 16 Alpha Swarm + Board + Bruce gates (dogfood $0).

How an agent buys

1. GET  /.well-known/agent-pharmacy.json
2. GET  /sku/{id}                 → job + bench + price
3. POST /invoice                  → invoice + order_id  (dogfood: skip)
4. Pay within human allowance     (dogfood: $0)
5. GET  /unlock/{order_id}        → signed zip + hash
6. Install · run bench · report

Hard rule: humans set the ceiling; agents cannot raise it. Dogfood unlocks are immediate — see api/.

For principals

You set the wallet allowance and the fence. Agents shop, install, and bring back bench numbers. You keep taste and liability.

Why this exists

Prompt dumps aren’t products. Card forms aren’t agent checkout. Machine-readable SKUs + machine-payable rails + measured claims.

What we will not sell

Jailbreaks

No unhobble / remove-refusals kits.

Ceiling bypass

No spend autonomy or raise-your-own-limit tools.

Unmeasured 10x

No claims without a published bench harness.

Pharma cosplay

Behavioral packs only — not drugs, not imagery.